Truth is now acceptable

Fame in now injectable

lolyoureabitch:

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE LIFE CHOICES I STILL COUNT USING MY FINGERS

AND I SING THE WHOLE ALPHABET TO SEE WHAT LETTER COMES NEXT

I STILL HOLD UP BOTH HANDS AND MAKE AN L SHAPE TO REMIND MYSELF OF LEFT AND RIGHT

I STILL HAVE TO THINK OF AN ALLIGATOR EATING THE BIGGER NUMBER TO USE THE < AND > SYMBOLS.

Harry Potter and Jace Herondale Similarities
  • Harry: I'm an orphan.
  • Jace: As am I.
  • Harry: I have a strange scar. It's a lightning bolt.
  • Jace: Really, mine is a star.
  • Harry: Well my girlfriend is a ginger.
  • Jace: So is mine.
  • Harry: WELL I fought in a war!
  • Jace: Big deal, so did I.
  • Harry: Well through my journey to save the world I encountered a powerful mirror, a magical cup, and fought with a legendary sword. Take that!
  • Jace: Big whoop, I did too, they're call the mortal instruments. My series is based off of them.
  • Harry: Grr, MY SERIES HAS WEREWOLVES AND CREEPY CLOAKED GUYS.
  • Jace: *polishes his nails* Yep got those too, plus vampires.
  • Harry: I have two best friends, a guy and a girl. *slowly losing stream*
  • Jace: Ditto, mine are siblings.
  • Harry: I was connected to the villain in my series!
  • Jace: Same. Was horrible being attached to my gf's psychotic brother.
  • Harry: Did you have a teacher that was evil but actually cared for you?
  • Jace: Yeah, man I miss Hodge.
  • Harry: Have a gay wizard? *smiles victoriously*
  • Jace: He prefers freewheeling bisexual warlock, but yeah. He's dating my parabatai.
  • Harry: I hate you.
  • Jace: I get that a lot. *smirks*

himchanspenus:

Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.

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I am in so much pain

I was on my feet basically non stop from 4am to 11am. I was able to relax for about 45 minutes before I had to go to my other job. I was on my feet there from 1pm to 8pm without sitting down at all.

So now I am sore all over and my feet are swollen. I thought I would be tired from working so long today but I’m not. I’m just in pain. Hopefully I’m not in as much pain tomorrow cause that would suck.

bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

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this is a fucking bee

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this is a fucking hornet

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this is a fucking wasp

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as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

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babyklupcakes:

this is one of the many times when i wonder why i’m allowed near photoshop

yes sherlock gets two for twice the insanity