when a little kids telling you a story but you can’t understand them
Pictures of Seth Gilliam for the Walking Dead are throwing me off. He’s supposed to be a vet/emissary helping out a pack of teenaged werewolves in California, not a priest in Georgia during the zombie apocalypse!
my celebrity crushes always start with “who the hell is this” and always turn into “that’s his right nostril I can tell”
THE TOLKIEN FANDOM IS THE MOST PAINFUL FANDOM OF THEM ALL BECAUSE EVEN IF YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER DOESN’T GET BRUTALLY MURDERED TOLKIEN STILL WROTE ABOUT THEIR ENTIRE LIFE SO YOU STILL KNOW EXACTLY WHEN AND WHERE THEY DIED AND I JUST CAN’T HANDLE THAT WHY CAN’T MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS LIVE FOREVER
Hugh Jackman as Gaston in Beauty and the Beast on Broadwa
NO ONE STEALS BREAD LIKE GASTON
PAINTS EGGS LIKE GASTON
OR SLICES UP BAD GUYS WITH CLAWS LIKE GASTON
I tried not to reblog this but I couldn’t, not after you just made a Les Miserables, Rise of the Guardians and Wolverine reference.
Just look at all that pain.
New still of Chris Pratt in Jurassic World (2015)
i’m a heterosexual man and i’m screaming
Oh my christ
there’s a comic book store in my town that gives ladies a 10% discount and the people who work there are really friendly so lots of ladies show up to hang out and buy comics and one time i was looking through some new releases and this guy walked in, saw all the ladies, did a double take, and said really loudly and condescendingly, ‘there sure are a lot of girls in here for a comic store!’ and laughed but no one else laughed with him and it was glorious